Welcome to my world, where I, a tech-savvy (but still learning) dad, embarked on an epic quest. The mission? To create the ultimate digital genie, a bot that could fetch me memories encapsulated in photographs and videos from the abyss of our family Telegram group. Sounds simple, right? Well, buckle up, because this journey was anything but!

First off, let me introduce the stars of this adventure: my two daughters. The eldest, a sweet 16-year-old with the wisdom of Yoda, and the little one, a 9-month-old bundle of joy who has recently discovered her toes. Since her birth, our family chat has been a non-stop digital explosion of ‘aww’ moments and ‘look-what-she-did-now’ videos.

So, there I was, dreaming of a bot. Not just any bot, but a super-bot that would rival J.A.R.V.I.S. from Iron Man. I wanted this wizard of the digital world to understand my deepest desires, like showing me pictures of my daughters when they were 3 months old, 6 months old, or even on their first birthday.

But wait, there’s more! I dreamt of asking this bot for photos of my girls with their grandparents during those ‘I-haven’t-seen-you-in-ages’ hugs, or with their cousins in ‘who-can-make-the-silliest-face’ contests. Pictures at the beach, in the mountains, or frolicking in the forest? Check. Photos with their toys, pets, or even their beloved bedtime storybooks? You bet.

The list grew. “Show me their birthdays, Christmas, New Year’s Eve!” I declared to my imaginary bot. “Find me those precious moments when they were happy, sad, angry, or even making that ‘I-don’t-want-broccoli’ face.”

And in moments of nostalgia, I wanted to see them in their milestones – first steps, first words, first drawings (which, let’s be honest, were more abstract art than anything else).

But, dear reader, as I embarked on this technological odyssey, I realized something. This wasn’t just about sorting through digital files. It was about capturing the essence of growing up, the laughter, the tears, and the countless “I-can’t-believe-she-just-did-that” moments.

So, did I succeed in creating this magical memory-fetching bot? Stay tuned for the next chapter of “The Chronicles of Dad and the Magic Telegram Bot,” where I’ll dive into the wild world of programming, family tech support, and the quest for the perfect algorithm. Spoiler alert: it involves more than a few cups of coffee and late-night coding sessions. But hey, that’s just part of the dad life, right?